(Source: nicconoh)


"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

(Source: flewor)


i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings)



It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife


I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..


I’ve got a long neck and face, so that usually means period. Thats some kind of inbreeding weirdness. I’ll run with that, wear some high collars and get on a horse or two, I’m fine with that. But not all the time. - Benedict Cumberbatch


“Finally I can photobomb myself!” [x]


For the month of October ‘til Halloween, my dad changes up the scene of these 2 skeletons on his front porch each day for the neighbors to check out. Very creative!